Friday, February 26, 2010

April 21st

Good afternoon, and welcome to 102.7 the Troop, now broadcasting between 275 and 285 in the medium wave, and planning for broader bandwidth soon. Today, we have decided to take a different path. Today, we'll have testimonials, about how people have survived the apocalypse, and are willing to share their story. Today, we have 19 year old John Whitmoor, who has survived since the start of the apocalypse. Welcome John. Please share your story with us.

Well, my story isn't very long. Really, I just survived through smarts, strength, and my grandpa's Garand. I remember the day the apocalypse came to me, clear as unmuddied water. It was a Friday, last uniform day of the year, last time we would be allowed to wear our Summer Blue uniform. It was third block, and I was reading a pretty good book, when the principal comes on over the intercom, saying that we've been ordered to evacuate immediately. Leave our stuff, just follow the teachers to a safe place. So we got up, and followed, and went outside. What met us there scared a lot of people.

Basically, it was every zombie apocalypse rolled into one, virtually everybody went crazy. Most of them tried to beat up the zombies with anything they had with them or could find. Most of them got turned into zombies themselves. I was a little more sensible. I took my car and drove home, intent on only getting a few things. Food, water, and my grandfather's M1 Garand. With these three things, I started heading toward Fort Riley. Of course, by the time I got there, it was run over by the zombies, so I had to move on. I tried other places, of course, but this has been the only safe place. Finding out that there are still Marines being trained here, I plan on signing up, actually right after this interview, and becoming a Marine.

Well, thank you John, and good luck with your training, we're glad you were able to make it. Weather for this week is scheduled to be mostly cloudy, with a high chance of rain. Activity around old LA has risen, so you are advised to stay away. In one month, what's left of the U.S. military plans on trying to take more territory, and asks that everybody donate any extra supplies for the war effort. New rifles, based off whatever can be scrapped from the area, are being developed, are are planned to replace the M-16 by the time of the offensive. Remember, we're coming to help you, just hold out a little longer. This is 102.7 the Troop, signing off. Good night, and may you live to see tomorrow.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Back Again, 12/01/2009

Welcome to 102.7, the Troop, your only source for news in the post-apocalyptic world. After being on the run for months, we have finally been able to broadcast again. Our last message was sent from Ft. Riley, KS, and was messed up, due to the suddenenss of the events that led to the broadcast. We are now broadcasting from the Marine Corps Recruit Depot, San Diego, California, where there is still a strong military presence, and a few new soldiers are being trained here every day. We number a few thousand here, surviving on leftovers from the great exoduses to either the north, or the Pacific islands. We will broadcast more information when we are able to recieve it, and we wish you all the best of luck, wherever you may be.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

July 21st

Welcome to 102.7 the Troop. Finally, I am able to broadcast again. Turns out, long trips in the post-apocalyptic world are hard, even with transport from the group you're studying. Which brings me to my topic, the Saviors of Light. They are a group of people who are fighting, based somewhere in the Midwest, though I am not exactly sure where, due to the degradation of the cities and roads. Their leader goes by the name of Sebastian. They are mostly experts in melee combat, specialising in swords, axes, and machetes. Some do use firearms, but they usually conserve on ammo. Thanks to a close proximity to shopping centers, they have enough food to last years. They also do experiments on the infected wildlife in the area, their most recent find, a 1 year old bear that would have broken every pre-fall world record for bear size. That is all I have time for today, but there will be more on them tomorrow. Remember to tune into 102.7 the Troop, your only source for zombie news.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Jully 15th

Good morning, and welcome to 102.7 the Troop. Today is a sunny day, perfect for deer hunting. If you do go hunting, use a crossbow, but if you only have a rifle or hunting pistol, use a silencer. If you do not have a silencer for your hunting rifle, move quickly. The sound of a firearm is one of the biggest attractors of zombies. It can be heard for miles, and zombies know where it came from. When you get a deer, or other woodland creature, skin it quickly, and get as much meat as you can. You will most likely not get a second chance. Zombies will find the place you killed the animal quickly because of the use of a firearm. If you used a crossbow, you might get another chance, but every carcass is found eventually, and is totally stripped of everything. Cook the meat quickly as well, and cure it. Store it in a shallow pit with ice, and hay covering it. If you cannot get ice, than find a cool river and use a net to keep the food in the river without floating away. But as always, be careful. Remember to tune in again to 102.7 the Troop, your only reliable source for zombie news in the post apocalyptic world.

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