Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Jully 15th
Good morning, and welcome to 102.7 the Troop. Today is a sunny day, perfect for deer hunting. If you do go hunting, use a crossbow, but if you only have a rifle or hunting pistol, use a silencer. If you do not have a silencer for your hunting rifle, move quickly. The sound of a firearm is one of the biggest attractors of zombies. It can be heard for miles, and zombies know where it came from. When you get a deer, or other woodland creature, skin it quickly, and get as much meat as you can. You will most likely not get a second chance. Zombies will find the place you killed the animal quickly because of the use of a firearm. If you used a crossbow, you might get another chance, but every carcass is found eventually, and is totally stripped of everything. Cook the meat quickly as well, and cure it. Store it in a shallow pit with ice, and hay covering it. If you cannot get ice, than find a cool river and use a net to keep the food in the river without floating away. But as always, be careful. Remember to tune in again to 102.7 the Troop, your only reliable source for zombie news in the post apocalyptic world.
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