July 8th

Good morning, and welcome to 102.7, the Troop. Due do recent increase of zombie numbers, this station was unable to broadcast yesterday. But we have eliminated the problem, and are now able to broadcast again. Before the fall, you could still hear late fireworks going off, but now, that does not happen. Why? The zombies will find the source, and if you're still there, they will find you. I have recently heard reports about web servers still working in some areas, and people being able to access web pages. One of the people had a computer with Fallen Earth on it, and he plays that now. I would not advise this because, A) It takes up energy, and you need to conserve your resourses, and B) The excess noise most generators make can attract one zombie, who can attract many zombies. Only use your generators for emergencies. Although, if you have a computer that runs on a hand crank, like those that were introduced in Africa in the early 2000s, then that would be ok. That's all for today, and remember to tune in to 102.7 the Troop, your only known source for zombie news.