July 6th

Good evening, and welcome to 102.7 the Troop. Over here, it is a nice day, not too hot, and not too humid. Perfect hunting weather. Zombie levels are down in the Houston area, but up in La Grange, Texas. Today is the feast day of St Maria Goretti and Romulus of Fiesole. Today's tip comes from a former chef I met in Des Moines. He taught me how to make a stir fry in the wild. You kill a deer, cube the meat, and brown it. Add some random vegetables that you have, and you have a stir fry. You can use anything metal with a curve, and any fire will do. And remember, as long as you live, there is still hope. Tune in soon, to 102.7 the Troop, your only known source for reliable zombie news.