Saturday, July 4, 2009

Happy July 4th

Happy Fourth of July everyone, well, as happy as you can get in this world. Unfortunately, there are no parades, or organised 30 minute fireworks tonight, though some of you may be lucky to see a firework or a flare that a survivor has been saving for a special event, like today. If you do shoot a flare for non-rescue purposes, do it away from your safe area in a place with many escape routes. Zombies are attracted to the light, and are able to find the place of launching. People who have done this in an unsuitable area have been known to be found by zombies, and not be here again. But we should celebrate and not be as worried as we always are. But retain caution while celebrating, you never know what could happen. Happy July Fourth everyone, and remember to keep listening to 102.7 The Troop, your only known reliable source for the post apocalyptic world.

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