Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Back Again, 12/01/2009

Welcome to 102.7, the Troop, your only source for news in the post-apocalyptic world. After being on the run for months, we have finally been able to broadcast again. Our last message was sent from Ft. Riley, KS, and was messed up, due to the suddenenss of the events that led to the broadcast. We are now broadcasting from the Marine Corps Recruit Depot, San Diego, California, where there is still a strong military presence, and a few new soldiers are being trained here every day. We number a few thousand here, surviving on leftovers from the great exoduses to either the north, or the Pacific islands. We will broadcast more information when we are able to recieve it, and we wish you all the best of luck, wherever you may be.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

o planes. We will remember how these brave men and women gave their lives in glorious battle, and we will not leave their deaths unavenged.
00 U.S. Soldiers, plus 500 refugees were devoured or zombiefied. Also lost was the last airfield in the Midwest capable of supporting C-130 Hercules carg
Today, a tragedy of humongous proportions has occured. One of the last human strongholds, Fort Riley, KS, has been 100% taken over by the zombies. Over 2

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

July 21st

Welcome to 102.7 the Troop. Finally, I am able to broadcast again. Turns out, long trips in the post-apocalyptic world are hard, even with transport from the group you're studying. Which brings me to my topic, the Saviors of Light. They are a group of people who are fighting, based somewhere in the Midwest, though I am not exactly sure where, due to the degradation of the cities and roads. Their leader goes by the name of Sebastian. They are mostly experts in melee combat, specialising in swords, axes, and machetes. Some do use firearms, but they usually conserve on ammo. Thanks to a close proximity to shopping centers, they have enough food to last years. They also do experiments on the infected wildlife in the area, their most recent find, a 1 year old bear that would have broken every pre-fall world record for bear size. That is all I have time for today, but there will be more on them tomorrow. Remember to tune into 102.7 the Troop, your only source for zombie news.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Jully 15th

Good morning, and welcome to 102.7 the Troop. Today is a sunny day, perfect for deer hunting. If you do go hunting, use a crossbow, but if you only have a rifle or hunting pistol, use a silencer. If you do not have a silencer for your hunting rifle, move quickly. The sound of a firearm is one of the biggest attractors of zombies. It can be heard for miles, and zombies know where it came from. When you get a deer, or other woodland creature, skin it quickly, and get as much meat as you can. You will most likely not get a second chance. Zombies will find the place you killed the animal quickly because of the use of a firearm. If you used a crossbow, you might get another chance, but every carcass is found eventually, and is totally stripped of everything. Cook the meat quickly as well, and cure it. Store it in a shallow pit with ice, and hay covering it. If you cannot get ice, than find a cool river and use a net to keep the food in the river without floating away. But as always, be careful. Remember to tune in again to 102.7 the Troop, your only reliable source for zombie news in the post apocalyptic world.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

July 12th

Good day, and welcome to 1002.7 the Troop. Another wave of zombies swamped the station for the last few days, terminating any broadcast before we could make them. But now they are killed, and we are now broadcasting again. I have sent a correspondent to the group The Saviors of Light. They are a group doing research and helping out any military convoy in the area. In a week, I will personally head out to them, to conduct a full report, and bring it all to you. Tomorrow, we will go back to regular reporting. Remember to tune into 102.7 the Troop, your only source for zombie news in the post-apocalyptic world.

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